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PaulB



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I had to laugh when I got to No.25....I was already thinking to myself "do I have any brake fluid in the garage" Laughing Laughing

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Before I read the funny bit I was already thinking that would be my reply - darn it! Good though. Thumbs Up

Did I read that Bee Gee's Maurice Gibbs funeral was finished off with the remaining brothers singing Staying Alive! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

"What's this?" he asks.

"Cojones, senor" the waiter replies.

"What are cojones?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull that lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again.

After dinner the man informed the waiter that these were better than the pair he had the previous afternoon but the portion was much smaller.

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time." Malaysia Boleh!
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

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Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up

Couldn't reply earlier, couldn't see the screen for smoke...[cough!..cough!] Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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A fine example of someone who, when in a senior management meeting has clearly tendered their resignation and completely switched off:

"OK, on to the outsatnding contracts. Who in your team is covering the Salmon tender?"

"Andrew"

"And who's doing Olive Oil?"

"Popeye!"

Suffice to say, half the room p*ss*d their sides, the above snr. management level failed to find the funny side. Embarassed

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You must be joking - what a fantastic answer! Is your boss up his own arse? 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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I hope your RRS is not a company car! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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My boss is actually on holiday for a week but he would have been one of those to p*ss his sides. He's a good guy.

Me and my colleagues are still laughing about it.

Their faces....priceless! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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Very Annoyed wrote:
I hope your RRS is not a company car!


Nah VA. Opted out and bought BM with the cash.

RRS we bought for cash (For Mrs S to use most of the time). We came into a shed load of cash, but through very unfortunate circumstances Sad Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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Good and sorry - no q's asked. 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Don't know why, just couldn't stop laughing at this :lol:

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Agreed Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Me neither... that's very funny for some reason!! Confused 

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 Malaysia Boleh!
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Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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