I had to laugh when I got to No.25....I was already thinking to myself "do I have any brake fluid in the garage"

Before I read the funny bit I was already thinking that would be my reply - darn it! Good though.

Did I read that Bee Gee's Maurice Gibbs funeral was finished off with the remaining brothers singing Staying Alive! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

"What's this?" he asks.

"Cojones, senor" the waiter replies.

"What are cojones?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull that lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again.

After dinner the man informed the waiter that these were better than the pair he had the previous afternoon but the portion was much smaller.

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time." Malaysia Boleh!
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A fine example of someone who, when in a senior management meeting has clearly tendered their resignation and completely switched off:

"OK, on to the outsatnding contracts. Who in your team is covering the Salmon tender?"

"Andrew"

"And who's doing Olive Oil?"

"Popeye!"

Suffice to say, half the room p*ss*d their sides, the above snr. management level failed to find the funny side.

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You must be joking - what a fantastic answer! Is your boss up his own arse? 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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I hope your RRS is not a company car! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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My boss is actually on holiday for a week but he would have been one of those to p*ss his sides. He's a good guy.

Me and my colleagues are still laughing about it.

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Very Annoyed wrote:

I hope your RRS is not a company car!

Nah VA. Opted out and bought BM with the cash.

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Good and sorry - no q's asked. 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Don't know why, just couldn't stop laughing at this :lol:

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Agreed  2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Me neither... that's very funny for some reason!!  

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