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Steve in germany Member Since: 15 Nov 2007 Location: Bad Lippspringe Germany Posts: 980 ![]() ![]() |
How many staff did you have...... |
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Smarticus Member Since: 26 May 2005 Location: Northumberland Posts: 939 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My daughter has been working on her letter to Santa listing all of the pressies she wants.
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Smarticus Member Since: 26 May 2005 Location: Northumberland Posts: 939 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A husband is teaching his wife to play golf one day on a rather exclusive course in the Algarve. At the 17th T the wife completely slices her shot, the ball smashes through a window in a course side Villa with a loud crash. Both husband and wife are morified and as soon as they have finished their round they walk up to the damaged Villa to apologise.
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jambo Member Since: 31 Aug 2008 Location: Stoke on Trent Posts: 59 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's marijuana, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren.
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 ![]() ![]() |
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npinks Site Moderator Member Since: 26 Nov 2007 Location: Watching Posts: 6716 ![]() ![]() |
old but good |
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Jonty Member Since: 11 Mar 2008 Location: Sat with my head in my hands wondering what the hell I'm doing Posts: 508 ![]() ![]() |
2 guys working in a field. The first one is digging holes, the second one is immediately filling them back in.
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Jonty Member Since: 11 Mar 2008 Location: Sat with my head in my hands wondering what the hell I'm doing Posts: 508 ![]() ![]() |
What sort of Bees make milk |
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Bobby Member Since: 07 Jun 2005 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 3781 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
FINANCIAL PLANNING
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 ![]() ![]() |
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dadanek Member Since: 30 Mar 2008 Location: Heart of Europe Posts: 450 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Funny ad
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PH1 Member Since: 20 Feb 2007 Location: Merseyside Posts: 33 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery.
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Bobby Member Since: 07 Jun 2005 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 3781 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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SachaR Member Since: 13 Nov 2007 Location: Udine Posts: 508 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
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