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Bobby



Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
Location: Kuala Lumpur
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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

Today being Friday...

http://www.rrsport.co.uk/gallery/albums/us...Monday.wmv Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
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Post #148247 Fri Dec 14 2007 2:18am
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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
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Laughing Laughing

I know that feeling. 

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Post #148253 Fri Dec 14 2007 8:23am
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sid



Member Since: 21 Aug 2007
Location: northants
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England 2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Java Black

Gorgeous red head goes to the doctor

"Doctor, not sure whats wrong- everything I touch makes me hurt and scream"

"Show me"

She touches her elbow "Ow, oo that hurts"
She touches her nose "Ow"
She touches her shoulder "Ow, oh thats really f'in painful"

Doctor looks at her and says "your not really a red head are you?"
"No, I'm a blonde, how did you know?"

"You've broken your finger!" "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....
Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Post #148512 Fri Dec 14 2007 11:49pm
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shmoogle



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Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
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Laughing Laughing Laughing 

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Post #148745 Mon Dec 17 2007 11:23am
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sid



Member Since: 21 Aug 2007
Location: northants
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England 2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Java Black

A Frenchman, a German and an Englishman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a crate of booze, when Saudi police rush in and arrest them for having alcohol.
All three are sentenced to 20 lashes. As they prepare, the man carrying it out says he feels sorry for them and will grant them a wish.

The Frenchman says: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This is done, but the pillow only lasts 10 lashes before the whip goes through.

The German is next and asks: “Fix two pillows to my back.” But after 15 lashes the whip goes through.

The Saudi whipper turns to the Englishman and says: “I like the English., you can have two wishes.” The Englishman replies: “Firstly, give me not 20 lashes but 100 lashes.”
“Not only are you an honourable person, you are also very brave,” says the Saudi. “and your second wish?”
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“Tie the Frenchman to my back.” "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....
Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Post #149012 Tue Dec 18 2007 11:59pm
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shmoogle



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Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up 

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Post #149023 Wed Dec 19 2007 8:24am
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sid



Member Since: 21 Aug 2007
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England 2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Java Black

Postman pat Mr. Green

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVT8rhtlj6w "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....
Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Post #149326 Fri Dec 21 2007 3:27pm
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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
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There's a whole series of them Wink 

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Post #149329 Fri Dec 21 2007 3:33pm
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Bobby



Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
Location: Kuala Lumpur
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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

After the New Year celebrations there were many who could not turn up for wo*k the next day.
There were many excuses, like this one..

http://www.rrsport.co.uk/gallery/albums/us...0Leave.pdf Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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Post #150655 Mon Jan 07 2008 7:09am
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aljo



Member Since: 13 Jun 2006
Location: West Sussex
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United Kingdom 2011 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Santorini Black

Cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Looks around and says to the bartender - where is everbody?
Bartender says - they're gone to the hangin.
Cowboy says - who's getting hung?
Bartender says - ole Paper Joe.
Cowboy says, Ole Paper Joe? Never heard of a name like that. Who is he?
Bartender says - you know, he's the guy that wears a paper hat, paper vest, paper shirt, paper pants....
Cowboy says - what'd they get him for?
Bartender says -.......















































Rustlin'.....




Laughing 

Post #151046 Thu Jan 10 2008 7:23pm
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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
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Laughing Laughing Laughing

Very poor Thumbs Up 

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Post #151116 Fri Jan 11 2008 9:03am
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aljo



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United Kingdom 2011 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Santorini Black

shmoogle wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Very poor Thumbs Up



thanks porky Thumbs Up (apparently) Whistle 

Post #151197 Fri Jan 11 2008 12:54pm
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sid



Member Since: 21 Aug 2007
Location: northants
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England 2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Java Black

Fat jokes.


1. I wouldn’t say you’re fat but when you sit around the house, you sit around the house!

2. You’re so fat when you went to school you sat next to everybody.

3. I wouldn’t say you’re fat but you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

4. If hot air makes a balloon go up what’s keeping you down?

5. What times lunch, and is there any left after you eat?

6. You could be in the movies- you could play crowd scenes all by yourself.

7. Is it alright if I sell you’re underwear to the circus? I hear they need a new tent.

8. I wouldn’t say you’re fat but you have more pounds than the Bank of England, and I ain’t talking about your wallet.

9. I wouldn’t jump up and down, you could cause an earthquake.

10. I hear the local restaurant are serving all flavours of Slimfast.

11. If you went on a diet two undeveloped nations would have enough food to eat for a year.

12. Is that your stomach or did you swallow a beach ball? "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....
Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Post #151201 Fri Jan 11 2008 1:08pm
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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350

United Kingdom 

Rolling Eyes Yawn 

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Post #151202 Fri Jan 11 2008 1:17pm
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Steve in germany



Member Since: 15 Nov 2007
Location: Bad Lippspringe Germany
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Germany 

A friend of mine owns a racehorse called "My Face" He is going to enter it at Ascot this year on ladies day.


Why?


Because he wants to hear them all screaming "c'mon my face" Speed Limits! not where I live!

Back in a D3

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Did have: Q7 3.0TDi S-Line/Tech/Comms pack
Did Have: Disco3 HSE

Post #151785 Tue Jan 15 2008 6:46pm
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