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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 ![]() ![]() |
True Love ain't it grand
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ivery819 Member Since: 16 Jan 2007 Location: -- Posts: 1241 ![]() |
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Working Dog Member Since: 29 May 2007 Location: In the hills Posts: 193 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dealers ........ ![]() on a different note According to a news report, a certain private school in Auckland recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to actually show the girls how much effort was required. Having thought about this for a while, he carefully took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. And so the moral of the story - there are teachers, and then there are educators... Just a white TDV8 with a few extras |
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Brian Mason Member Since: 31 Aug 2006 Location: Lurking with intent!!! Posts: 5326 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Bobby Member Since: 07 Jun 2005 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 3781 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon. He stops for a moment or two, scratches his forehead, then asks the Cardinal, "Can you think of a four-letter word for 'woman' that ends in 'u-n-t'?"
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 ![]() ![]() |
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Brian Mason Member Since: 31 Aug 2006 Location: Lurking with intent!!! Posts: 5326 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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pussy Member Since: 22 Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 1749 ![]() |
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pussy Member Since: 22 Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 1749 ![]() |
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
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pussy Member Since: 22 Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 1749 ![]() |
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
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pussy Member Since: 22 Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 1749 ![]() |
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 ![]() ![]() |
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ENVOY Member Since: 09 Nov 2006 Location: In the shit as usual Posts: 5823 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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ivery819 Member Since: 16 Jan 2007 Location: -- Posts: 1241 ![]() |
pussy
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