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Kaine

Member Since: 26 May 2006
Location: Hills of Shropshire
Posts: 8902

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub"

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"

[DID YOU PASS THE TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?]

Mon Jul 02 2007 8:53am

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

I have been an inpatient for years no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Mon Jul 02 2007 8:20pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

pussy wrote:

Envoy's been impotent for years

MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Mon Jul 02 2007 9:09pm

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

Brian Mason wrote:
pussy wrote:

Envoy's been important for years

says who

no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Mon Jul 02 2007 9:11pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

Cliff! He said you told him in bed.., just before Yogi climbed in, blind-drunk, and squashed you both! MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Mon Jul 02 2007 9:41pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

he was lying some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Mon Jul 02 2007 11:44pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

ENVOY wrote:
he was lying

You're dead right.., he was lying IN YOUR BED!!!

MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Mon Jul 02 2007 11:46pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

and i thought that that lump was all my cash

Cliff Fu CK off my side of the bed some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Mon Jul 02 2007 11:49pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

I thought the WHOLE bed was needed to house your bulky, beer-ridden frame? MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Mon Jul 02 2007 11:53pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

you have never seen the size of my bed at least i hope not some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Mon Jul 02 2007 11:55pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

Well, not long, only for six hours!!! MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Mon Jul 02 2007 11:59pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Quote:
Well, not long,

Speak for yourself Justin

some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Tue Jul 03 2007 12:06am

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

Pussy promised she wouldn't tell. Oh well, at least she hasn't told you it's eighteen inches!!! MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Tue Jul 03 2007 12:08am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Brian Mason wrote:
Pussy promised she wouldn't tell. Oh well, at least she hasn't told you it's ONLY eighteen inches!!!

is that it

Tue Jul 03 2007 12:11am

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

Well, at least it beats your eighteen millimetres! MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Tue Jul 03 2007 12:13am

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