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pussy



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thank god for that Shocked Shocked Shocked no regrets!
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Post #122185 Sun Jul 01 2007 10:22pm
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Cliff H wrote:
pussy wrote:
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oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnnooooooooooooooo no no no Shocked Shocked


Shocked


They were my exact words at the time Pussy, you had already gone to sleep as it was Envoys night Embarassed


So had I Embarassed Embarassed  some of my Previous cars
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Post #122201 Sun Jul 01 2007 10:32pm
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Cliff H



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Sorry I confused your snoring with moans of ecstacy Laughing
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What about the farting then??? Rolling Eyes MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #122211 Sun Jul 01 2007 10:40pm
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We just don't talk about the farting Brian, it makes Pussy and me start to shake with fear Crying or Very sad
Post #122214 Sun Jul 01 2007 10:42pm
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At least my bum hole is still tight enough to enable me to fart, unlike some Whistle Whistle some of my Previous cars
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RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #122215 Sun Jul 01 2007 10:43pm
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Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry no regrets!
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Post #122224 Sun Jul 01 2007 10:51pm
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ENVOY wrote:
At least my bum hole is still tight enough to enable me to fart, unlike some Whistle Whistle


Perhaps some might wish you butt-raped by a tribe of black men so that you CANT fart anymore??? Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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do you hire your bouncers out for that Whistle



nite nite pxxx no regrets!
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Brian Mason



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Can be arranged. N x Thumbs Up MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Night Guys, I have to rush to make sure I get the middle of the bed as it's my turn with Pussy Wink
Envoy has the ear plugs and mask tonight Very Happy
Post #122253 Sun Jul 01 2007 11:11pm
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Post #122255 Sun Jul 01 2007 11:22pm
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Cliff H wrote:
Night Guys, I have to rush to make sure I get the middle of the bed as it's my turn with Pussy Wink
Envoy has the ear plugs and mask tonight Very Happy



What an uncomfortable night, Cliff you don't half wriggle about a bit, and where is he now, still in bed snoring Evil or Very Mad some of my Previous cars
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RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #122271 Mon Jul 02 2007 7:17am
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Wasn't wriggling, Pussy kept me awake all night Whistle
What madam wants madam gets Wink

Bloody knackered now though, she can't have any more until at least 9am Whistle

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