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A man said to his wife, I bet you cant tell me something both happy and sad at the same time.

After a pause she said "you have a bigger dick than your brother"
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Brian Mason



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Cliff H wrote:
A man said to his wife, I bet you cant tell me something both happy and sad at the same time.

After a pause she said "you have a bigger dick than your brother Landlord"


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Quote:
you have a bigger dick than your brother Landlord"


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Cardiologist's Funeral

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One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.

When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their Good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much-loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied........

"I'm a gynaecologist!
Post #120139 Sat Jun 23 2007 3:37pm
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A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." no regrets!
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Post #120150 Sat Jun 23 2007 4:30pm
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Cliff H wrote:
A man said to his wife, I bet you cant tell me something both happy and sad at the same time.

After a pause she said "you have a bigger dick than your brother"





Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter no regrets!
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Cliff Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down some of my Previous cars
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FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
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Post #120204 Sun Jun 24 2007 7:03am
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What's Black and really unhappy?
























The reincarnation of Bernard Manning!
Post #120208 Sun Jun 24 2007 7:22am
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Michael Parkinson is interviewing Michael Barrymore on his show and asks him, "Michael are you doing pantomine this year" , Barrymore replies, "Naa, I did a-lad -in 6 years ago and haven't worked since".
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