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Brian Mason



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #117031 Sat Jun 16 2007 12:31pm
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Brian Mason



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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

A LITTLE FLAB !!

One morning, while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER,' and, with a death grip in place, she said..."You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!!!" MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #117032 Sat Jun 16 2007 12:38pm
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ENVOY



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heard it before, but still Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down some of my Previous cars
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FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
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Post #117035 Sat Jun 16 2007 12:49pm
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Brian Mason



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ENVOY wrote:
heard it before, but still Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down


Well, you're a LOT older than me so would've heard it first time around.., together with VA!!! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #117045 Sat Jun 16 2007 1:20pm
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ENVOY



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you have the audacity to say that i am older than you Laughing Laughing

I have never mentioned your age before because i thought you were sensitive about being sooooooooooo old Whistle some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
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AC Cobra
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Post #117051 Sat Jun 16 2007 1:31pm
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ivery819



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When you get old enough........you're not sensitive to anything.......like me Cool
Post #117072 Sat Jun 16 2007 2:08pm
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Brian Mason



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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Stick to your wheelchair and rug ivery. They couldn't find one big enough for Envoy so he got a skip lorry instead! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #117090 Sat Jun 16 2007 3:30pm
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Brian Mason wrote:
Envoy got a skip lorry Whistle


I know his suspension knocks but that is not a nice thing to call Envoy's TDV8 Whistle
Post #117146 Sat Jun 16 2007 6:07pm
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
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United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Brian's is the skip being full of empty Kleenex boxes Whistle some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #117157 Sat Jun 16 2007 6:20pm
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Embarassed Evil or Very Mad MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #117177 Sat Jun 16 2007 6:52pm
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
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United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

or is it aljo's car that is the skip being full of empty Macccy D cartons Whistle some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #117232 Sat Jun 16 2007 8:05pm
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Northern pikey-peasants living on junk food!!! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #117333 Sat Jun 16 2007 9:57pm
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ENVOY



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United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

well we dont have the same sort of quality imigrant run resturants up here like you have down there in the smoke Shocked some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #117363 Sat Jun 16 2007 11:03pm
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Dont start me off Envoy!!! Evil or Very Mad MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #117420 Sun Jun 17 2007 3:58pm
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823
United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Who me Whistle some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #117469 Sun Jun 17 2007 6:01pm
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