You're like a bunch of bats down there ivery.., and as well-sighted and intelligent!!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Alright alright
You've found me out......
I'm reading ALL your email.

MATE YOU GET SOME WEIRD SH*T

Thought so!

Errrrrrrrr..., ignore the one about subscription to Gay News!!!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

It was the one about............
well I don't know how you could make it stand still for that..........
and I didn't know there were groups of you..........
be thankful you only got done for speeding

wow what an eye opener

Worrying thing is i have had the same set of pics come this week ivery i hope you aint reading my emails  some of my Previous cars
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NAH
I just forwarded Brian's

I've just had a look in your email inbox ivery: that penis enlargement treatment you paid for is over-priced and the women's lingerie you purchased "for the weekend" wont suit you in pink! Oh, and your subscription to Sexy Sheep and Gerbil Weekly has expired by the look of it mate!!!!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

wrong colour AND wrong size

Shocking pink in size 16 will never work for you.., and you'll get your nuts caught in those suspenders!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Brian

Do you have the phone number for that REALLY good looking one
and for dinner does she prefer lucerne hay ?

Oiii.., that's my missus you're talking about pal!!!!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Well
what were you doing with that poddy calf

Oops, caught out playing away!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Speaking about strange animal happenings and getting caught in your suspenders....

My SIL was working casualty in a hospital in LA and speaks of the time when through the door walked this really strange looking four legged animal.
At the front was a 15 year old boy walking backwards and from his waist (like a demented panto. donkey) there was a blanket covering the rear half with the back legs wearing stockings and high heels.
When they lifted the blanket they found the lad's 13 year old girlfriend....
with her braces caught in his foreskin.

Now that would have been an interesting taxi ride to hospital.

I knew an A&E nurse once....plenty of very embarrassing situations walking in through the door  

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