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Brian Mason



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Post #110934 Thu May 24 2007 5:47pm
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
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Post #110973 Thu May 24 2007 6:41pm
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
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Post #110974 Thu May 24 2007 6:43pm
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Bobby



Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead?!?!' Malaysia Boleh!
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Post #111172 Sat May 26 2007 11:00am
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down

PS- One slight inaccuracy.., it wasn't Mr Schwartz, it was Mr Mason!!! Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #111197 Sat May 26 2007 6:09pm
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Kaine



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Brian Mason wrote:
... it was Mr Mason!!! Whistle


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Post #111198 Sat May 26 2007 6:11pm
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aljo



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Brian Mason wrote:
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down

PS- One slight inaccuracy.., it wasn't Mr Schwartz, it was Mr Mason!!! Whistle




Shocked you mean your private part is .................... DEAD ? Shocked Whistle 
Post #111200 Sat May 26 2007 6:13pm
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Well, sort of like.., it's always stiff??? Whistle MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #111201 Sat May 26 2007 6:14pm
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aljo



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Location: West Sussex
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down 
Post #111202 Sat May 26 2007 6:15pm
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

PS- I'm dreaming again??? Crying or Very sad MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #111203 Sat May 26 2007 6:16pm
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898
United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #111243 Sun May 27 2007 8:14am
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823
United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Bobby wrote:
A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr.ENVOY, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. ENVOY had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr.ENVOY,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'ENVOY is dead?!?!'



Cool Very Happy Whistle Whistle some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #111391 Sun May 27 2007 11:06pm
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326
United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

ENVOY wrote:
Bobby wrote:
A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr.ENVOY, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. ENVOY had the smallest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr.ENVOY,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an pathetic private part. It must be saved in a for posterity and amusement.'

So, he removed the tiny organ with a microscope, stuffed it into a matchbox, and took it home.

On the way home, he met aljo 'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to aljo, opening his matchbox.

'My God!' aljo exclaimed, 'my boyfriend ENVOY is dead?!?!'



Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry


Poor old pussy.., Envoy's hung like a hamster!!! Laughing Laughing MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
Post #111399 Mon May 28 2007 12:34am
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823
United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Laughing Laughing you can always rely on the sewer like brain of Mr Mason to twist the TRUTH Whistle Laughing Laughing some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #111403 Mon May 28 2007 7:21am
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aljo



Member Since: 13 Jun 2006
Location: West Sussex
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Brian Mason wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
Bobby wrote:
A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr.ENVOY, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. ENVOY had the smallest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr.ENVOY,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an pathetic private part. It must be saved in a for posterity and amusement.'

So, he removed the tiny organ with a microscope, stuffed it into a matchbox, and took it home.

On the way home, he met aljo 'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to aljo, opening his matchbox.

'My God!' aljo exclaimed, 'my boyfriend ENVOY is dead?!?!'



Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry


Poor old pussy.., Envoy's hung like a hamster!!! Laughing Laughing






Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry 
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