Ok
Just not the first time that comment has been posted.

Kiss and make up

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now now girls ! put the handbags away  

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Leant you all my best ones aljo

Cliff H wrote:

Leant you all my best ones aljo

see if envoy will lend you one cliff ! just hope you like shocking pink  

Don't like borrowing Envoys aljo, they are always full of food crumbs and stink of stale beer
Now his stiletos now that's another story

Oh dear, it's all getting rather nasty on here again. Has Mr Kaine calmed down now before young Clifford has a coronary? I'd better ring my friend Mr Kissinger and ask him to interevene!

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU Can Be The MAN Of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced..."From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house & my word is Law."

"Tonight you will prepare me a gourmet meal & sumptuous dessert and when I've finished, we are going to go upstairs to have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to run me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry and then you will massage my feet. Tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The f*****g funeral director would be my first choice".

Apologies in advance

A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.

He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands.

A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies:































"It looks like he's topped himself"

Did say it was bad