God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into Heaven. The man says he’ll try. God visits him a week later to see how he’s getting on. “Not bad” says the man, “I’ve given up drinking and smoking, but when the wife bent over the freezer, I had to f*ck her up the ar*e.”
“They don’t like that sort of thing in Heaven” said God.
The man replied, “They’re not too f*cking happy about it in Asda either!

Brilliant!!

yes very good 2017 Range Rover Sport Autobiography