I'm hiring jed.w to do security on my drive!!  Cheers Laurence.

Ill admit Jedwood Im scared !!!! (said from hiding under the duvet)  

Siberianfox wrote:

Ill admit Jedwood Im scared !!!! (said from hiding under the duvet)

I'm a bit scared to Foxy - is there room for two under there??  Cheers Laurence.

Bloody hell !!! Predictive text also....I didnt mean Jedwood !!! !

Buster....... tut tut  

Foxy your mind!!!

I was trying to be a gentleman and come round to protect you! What an earth was you thinking of?

Anyway I'm rubbish at that sort of thing I always seem to come second  Cheers Laurence.

Siberianfox wrote:

Bloody hell !!! Predictive text also....I didnt mean Jedwood !!! !

Buster....... tut tut

Bloody hell............your brave calling a man with a replica glock Jedwood  MY10 3.0 HSE Santorini Black, Ivory Premium & extended leather, privacy, paddles, diamond turned alloys, Ipod lead that charges, tasmods, rrsport.co.uk stickers

Jeep 4.0 High Output XJ 94 6" teraflex lift, c/w rear coils, 9500lb winch, 35" TSL super swamper boggers, safari snorkel, custom made bumpers, tom woods custom double cardon driveshaft, twin electric fans. Don't follow it..............you wont make it. The first 4 x 4 by far.

I know ! ! !I dont think thats the first time ive called him that either

Im not brave just stupid ! ! ! 

Siberianfox wrote:

Im not brave just stupid ! ! !

That I do not believe!  SDV6 HSE Sport2 - Santorini Black, Ebony Interior, Pano Roof, Things I haven't found yet!

TDV6 HSE, Java Black, Black Premium Leather, Privacy, LR Side Steps, Smoked Side Repeaters, SC Vents and lots of toys!

Rudskibaliblu wrote:

N b Heads nothing but jealousy

I'm starting to get nervous as going to Manchester in a couple of weeks stopping in apartments on Princess street does anybody know of some secure parking close by

Sorry for the thread hi jack Chomega

Hey if you want you could leave your car overnight at my secure gated factory...if its any close to you M6 6NB
Ask for dodgy russian, am the only russian in the village

Always have a sand wedge or 9 iron at hand, should be more acceptable in court than a base ball bat.
A Maglite is pretty handy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maglite In Spain - 2018 F Pace - Frightened away from the Sports due to crank failures
Gone - A couple of RRS, A couple of Disco's. However thinking of another Sport.

SRE wrote:

Always have a sand wedge or 9 iron at hand, should be more acceptable in court than a base ball bat.
A Maglite is pretty handy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maglite

Ham and mustard or Tuna and Cucumber

Sorry for my immaturity.  

It will have to be 3 Buster as I expect ADY 555 is already in there

Ha ha. 

i go for a 3D Cell Maglite

that way I can blind the first before they feel the cold aluminium around the head, cracking a few bones, knee caps and fingers


or in real terms switch it on and shout "Oye what the F*** are you doing!" from the safety of my upstairs window

Really sorry to hear this, it makes me so sad that we live in such a world.

This is just one step further than the morons who park right next to you and kick open their door irrespective of what lays next to them (even when you're sitting in the car!!) My 2 1/2 year old son knows to hold the door when he gets in and out of our car, irrespective of what is parked beside of us - its all about respect for other people's things - PERIOD.

No matter what car I am driving, I park carefully and would never dream of touching anyone's car or property. In fact, I feel uncomfortable admiring a nice car in a car park when I walk past it a little bit too close to have a look!

I know we don't want to go back to the old days, but it is all about discipline, respect and consequences. Today these values have disappeared completely in the white trash sector that now make up the majority of the UK population. What hope do we have when they instill their values into their children

I had a new (2 weeks at the time) Porsche conv a while back and parked in Glasgow city centre over night. Next morning discovered it had been keyed from to back on pavement side - I could have cried. To top it off, someone had left their greasy, chilli sauce covered half eaten kebab on the roof - nice. Those of us who drive nice car generally are not lucky, we have worked damn hard and put in many hundreds of study and work hours to be able to drive such cars.

I agree entirely with all comments on this thread but two stick out for me;

1) just because we choose to lay our hard earned cash into a prestige car does not mean we can afford to take the cost of this kind of damage (let alone accept that we should have to)

2) I think that it should be legal to protect one's property in the manner and language that those causing the damage understand - this kind of damage doesn't happen by accident or by mistake, so let them choose if they want to pay the price.

Soooooooooooo angry and disappointed with the law and order system in general should they get caught, please let me show my dismay to these fine pillars of our community - little

Phew, need to go and clay bar / wax the hell out of the car now to release the red mist - Ha!