What's the difference between a scouse bird and a walrus?
One has a moustache and stinks of fish, the other lives in the sea

What does a scouse bird put behind her ears to make her attractive to men?
Her feet

What's the difference between a scouse bird and The Titanic?
Only 1500 men went down on The Titanic Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
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Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

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You did the last one already  RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

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Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

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There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him. But the guy on the ground could not hear a word he said. So he decided to use sign language so the guy on the ground could understand him.

First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then he pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and then he moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.

Finally, the guy on the ground starts nodding his head like he understood and drops his pants and starts to jerk off.

The guy on the 3rd floor is -off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."

The other guy replied, "Yes, I know - I was trying to tell you that I was coming!" Malaysia Boleh!
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Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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WINNER - 2009 Outstanding Contribution
WINNER - 2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award

 RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

 

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 Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

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This is long, but worth it:

> Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes
> this summer, which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports
> personality of the Year. Winning a two-team tournament against a
> nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then
> never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British.
>
> Ben Hunt,
> Cambridge
>
>
>
> The government tells us that we are eating too many pies and dying of
> heart disease, then in the next breath they're telling us we are
> living too long and there'll be no more pension money left for us. I
> wish they'd make their minds up.
>
> John Weeks,
> Birmingham
>
>
>
> 'Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends'. Or so the commercial says.
> Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30 pm
>
> Colum Hill,
> Liverpool
>
>
>
> I am married to a Taiwanese lady, and people often ask me if she was a
> mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail lose
> around
> 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest that I would
> trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme. She
> was sent by DHL next day delivery.
>
> L Palmer,
> London
>
>
>
> The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD
> pirates goes to fund the drug industry. But the money rock stars make
> from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place. When they
> stop breaking the law, so will I.
>
> P Boddington,
> Ringway
>
>
>
> Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just
> like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's
> m!nge, He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?
>
> P Downer,
> Leeds
>
>
>
> It really annoys me to see these suicide bombers blowing up people as
> well as themselves. In my day, suicide was done in a more dignified
> way, such as slicing your wrists in the bath, or hanging yourself from
> a door with a belt.
>
> Paul Mulraney,
> Belfast
>
>
>
> My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing
> board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless
> remark to make than this?
>
> Alun Daniel
> Monmouth
>
>
>
> I'LL never understand my neighbour. He has recently started
> wheel-clamping his own caravan when he finds he has inadvertently
> parked it in his own drive! I wonder if he is a sadist, a masochist or both.
>
> Alan Thakray
> Sheffield
>
>
>
> Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic 'Life of
> Brian' wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original?
>
> S. Higgs
> Droitwich
>
>
>
> On the BBC website, I read with interest that some scientists in
> Australia have discovered the smallest fish known to exist. They've
> obviously never been to the Britannia Chippy on the Gloucester Road.
>
> Alan Jones,
> London
>
>
>
> Hats off to the American police. They arrive at Michael Jackson's
> 'Neverland Ranch' to arrest him a mere six months after he admits
> climbing into bed with young boys on worldwide TV.
>
> Perhaps they should get some faster cars.
>
> T Barnham,
> London
>
>
>
> Could the Home Secretary explain to me how biometric checks on iris
> patterns and fingerprints are going to help keep tabs on Muslim
> cleric, Abu Hamsa.
>
> Les Barnsley,
> Fife
>
>
>
> How come rap artist Dr. Dre can use the 'N' word on his multi-million
> selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when I used it at my son's
> football match I was asked to leave the park?
>
> Once again, it's one law for the rich and another for the poor.
>
> Reg Ashcroft,
> Bradford
>
>
>
> The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in
> Britain, a third of whom do not even know that they have it. Is it
> just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't
> told the poor sods?
>
> John Campbell,
> Email
>
>
>
> Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What
> about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on
> about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius.
>
> Mike Woods,
> Email
>
>
>
> With reference to that series "Manhunt" where ex-Special Forces
> soldiers try to hunt down Andy McNab. Why don't the producers include
> a couple of Iraqis in the hunting team? They found the twazzok quickly
> enough the last time he played hide and seek with them.
>
> Shuggie,
> Email
>
>
>
> Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with
> the exception of "There is Nothing Left to Lose" by the Foo Fighters.
> I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their
> splendid sense of humour.
>
> Chris Scaife,
> Jesmond
>
>
>
> I see on the news that Lord Hutton says he is "satisfied that David
> Kelly took his own life". He may not have liked Dr Kelly that much,
> but isn't this taking gloating just a little too far?
>
> Dave Owen,
> Edinburgh
>
>
>
> I was extremely saddened to hear of Richard Whiteley's recent death.
> But I was cheered to imagine his life support machine making the
> famous Countdown "da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da! Booooooo!" sound as he
> took his final breaths.
>
> Tripod
> Email
>
>
>
> I never worry about the destination when I'm going on holiday. My dad
> is Iranian and my mum is Irish, so I spend most of the time in customs.
>
> Stan
> Email
>
>
>
> What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being
> the world's oldest mum?
> My mum's 77. Beat that.
>
> J Thomas,
> Staffs 

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WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

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What does a pizza delivery boy and a Gynaecologist have in common?

They can both smell their work but can't eat it! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

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2009 Outstanding Contribution Award - Joint Runner Up
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I think we all need therapy!  2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



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That joke was actually told to me by my secretary!

BTW she mings! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

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If she tries to tell you anymore - sack her  Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!

thats what i would do RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)