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steve2026



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sat nav, how do I get the "bitch" to talk to me

First proper post about my new toy, ( and please no fish jokes ), my women doesn't seem to be speaking to me, I've tried turning her on Whistle but she doesn't want to play ball, am i missing something.
Censored , just realised I've opened myself up to another hammering, of course i'm talking about the sat nav women who I refer to as "bitch"

Post #251051 Thu Jan 21 2010 6:49pm
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Tim in Scotland



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Post #251063 Thu Jan 21 2010 7:11pm
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steve2026



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I have looked in the manual, but although I have done what it says she still won't talk to me, maybe time of the month or something Rolling with laughter

Post #251084 Thu Jan 21 2010 9:29pm
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JC1



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Maybe she is just having a Kipp er Shocked

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Post #251086 Thu Jan 21 2010 9:35pm
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steve2026



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I'll allow that one.

Post #251087 Thu Jan 21 2010 9:39pm
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JC1



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United Kingdom 2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Santorini Black

Have you tried the voice button on steering wheel, press it let it beep and say Navigation voice guidance on. Thats how i make the bitch talk. Thumbs Up MY10 3.0 HSE Santorini Black, Ivory Premium & extended leather, privacy, paddles, diamond turned alloys, Ipod lead that charges, tasmods, rrsport.co.uk stickers

Jeep 4.0 High Output XJ 94 6" teraflex lift, c/w rear coils, 9500lb winch, 35" TSL super swamper boggers, safari snorkel, custom made bumpers, tom woods custom double cardon driveshaft, twin electric fans. Don't follow it..............you wont make it. The first 4 x 4 by far.

Post #251091 Thu Jan 21 2010 9:50pm
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Mikie711



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Scotland 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Rimini Red

There are two hard buttons under the screen, if you press the right hand one, think it is, it takes you to navigation settings. In the bottom right hand corner of the screen there appears a couple of soft buttons the left hand one toggles her voice on and off. If it has a red cross through it it's off just touch it to switch it back on. Elise S1 - Race Spec
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Post #251175 Fri Jan 22 2010 6:29am
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Worzel



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Are you in Navigation Mode or OFF ROAD Mode?

Post #251194 Fri Jan 22 2010 9:10am
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steve2026



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Navigation mode, I will try the suggestions made and report back.

Post #251199 Fri Jan 22 2010 9:33am
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steve2026



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Just to let you know that she is now talking to me, had to buy flowers/chocolates/wine, then found out that she was switched off. Big Cry 2005 Vesuvius 1st edition ( now sadly gone ).

Post #252072 Tue Jan 26 2010 8:31pm
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