It seems that God was just about done creating the universe.

The Lord had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to urinate while standing up. "It can be very handy," God explained to Adam and Eve. "Would either of you like that ability?"

Adam popped a cork. He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please, Lord, let me have that ability. I would be forever grateful."

Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam's display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, then she really wouldn't mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up.

And so, the Lord gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up.

Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts.
"Now, what have we here? Oh, yes, multiple orgasms..." Malaysia Boleh!
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Good one boys.

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Supertrotter wrote:

Good one boys.

Bobby, JayMann is trying to prise your title away!

No problems, SuperT.

As long as everybody is happy with our jokes, JayMann can have the title anytime!  Malaysia Boleh!
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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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A commendable and pragmatic view Bobby......

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A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed.

"Honey," she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm having a heart attack!"

While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked man in the closet. He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was his best friend.

"Damn it, Dave" he shouted, "Jill's having a heart attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!" Malaysia Boleh!
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I'll herd that before but it was about Beckham and giggs RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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All =  

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Paddy was in New York. He was patiently waiting and
watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing.

The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay
pedestrians".

Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on
the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth
time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about
time ye let the Catholics across?" RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets
stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's
breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, "Father, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord!
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NOT FOR THE CHILDREN, NOR VA

Try this, only got to level 3.


Make sure you have the volume up.


http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

Did anyone play this game if so then watch this http://www.break.com/index/mazescare9.html


IF NOT then play the game first

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Jay, you'd better be careful with the Irish jokes.

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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for them, and while I was looking around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's bum."

"That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this ? "



(you're gonna love this)



(its a real treat)



(a masterpiece)



(wait for it).................



The bank manager looks back at her and says...


"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)



Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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