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JayMann Member Since: 19 Jan 2006 Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto! Posts: 22898 |
RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Thu Apr 06 2006 9:22pm |
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Bobby Member Since: 07 Jun 2005 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 3781 |
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
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Thu Apr 06 2006 11:46pm |
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Supertrotter Member Since: 10 Mar 2006 Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o( Posts: 9905 |
Bobby, obviously captured my sense of homour! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
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Fri Apr 07 2006 7:51am |
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Supertrotter Member Since: 10 Mar 2006 Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o( Posts: 9905 |
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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Fri Apr 07 2006 7:52am |
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Bobby Member Since: 07 Jun 2005 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 3781 |
wat iz diz???
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Fri Apr 07 2006 9:14am |
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 |
All above:
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Fri Apr 07 2006 10:58am |
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Supertrotter Member Since: 10 Mar 2006 Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o( Posts: 9905 |
One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand.
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Fri Apr 07 2006 12:26pm |
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Supertrotter Member Since: 10 Mar 2006 Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o( Posts: 9905 |
A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but found it to be occupied.
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Fri Apr 07 2006 12:28pm |
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Supertrotter Member Since: 10 Mar 2006 Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o( Posts: 9905 |
A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear. She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor. She put a large overcoat on to cover the seat before they went.
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Fri Apr 07 2006 12:33pm |
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 |
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Fri Apr 07 2006 12:58pm |
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Bobby Member Since: 07 Jun 2005 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 3781 |
Malaysia Boleh!
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Fri Apr 07 2006 11:46pm |
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Bobby Member Since: 07 Jun 2005 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 3781 |
A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."
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Fri Apr 07 2006 11:50pm |
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Bobby Member Since: 07 Jun 2005 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 3781 |
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still live," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H"
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Fri Apr 07 2006 11:53pm |
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kam100 Member Since: 28 Sep 2005 Location: In my office doing quotes!! Posts: 4771 |
HAHAH.. superb..!! |
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Sat Apr 08 2006 12:17am |
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