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Very Annoyed
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It's Mrs VA! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 ï¿½Idler Of The Yearï¿½ Award
Runner Up - 2009 ï¿½Just Doing What Itï¿½s Designed To Doï¿½ Award

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Thu Mar 23 2006 4:12pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Where RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Thu Mar 23 2006 4:34pm

TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Depends who wants to know . . .
Posts: 5927

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 SE Arctic Frost

Level 3 Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Thu Mar 23 2006 5:41pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Level 4 is hard as f**k RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Thu Mar 23 2006 5:59pm

Tim in Scotland

Member Since: 30 May 2005
Location: Driving along in my automobile
Posts: 17476

2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Stornoway Grey

Level 3 is not for those with weak hearts!!! 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
2018 Melting Silver Mini Countryman PHEV - soon to be replaced
2015MY Corris Grey SDv6 HSE Dynamic, the best car I have ever owned, totally reliable only a cou0le of rattles in 3 years, now no longer in my care
Also in my garage is a 1996 TDi300 Defender 90 County HT made into a fake CSW

Thu Mar 23 2006 6:50pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Guess you got to the end of level 3 Tim RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Thu Mar 23 2006 7:06pm

Mossy

Member Since: 17 Mar 2006
Location: Chester
Posts: 35

Quasimodo returns home from a long and hard day ringing the cathedral bells to be greeted by his wife with a wok in her hands.
‘Fantastic’ he says ‘Is it Chinese tonight then Esmerelda?’
‘Oh no’ she says’ I was just ironing your shirt.’

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog seller?
“Make me one with everything”

What do elephants have for dinner?
An hour – just like all the other animals get!!!

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other. “Can you smell fish?”

Why did the leprechaun wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure!

Q. What’s white and fluffy and lives in trees?
A. A Meringue-utan.

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his underpants…
…the barman asks “Is that painful?”
The man replies “YEAH! It’s driving me nuts!”

Did you hear about the crab who went to the disco
He pulled a mussel.

What do you call a ferret on ecstacy?
Madferret

Thu Mar 23 2006 8:46pm

Bobby

Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
Location: Kuala Lumpur
Posts: 3781

2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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Fri Mar 24 2006 9:14am

shmoogle

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Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350

2009 Outstanding Contribution Award - Joint Runner Up
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Fri Mar 24 2006 9:15am

Very Annoyed
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Mossy - too clean but

Bobby - 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 ï¿½Idler Of The Yearï¿½ Award
Runner Up - 2009 ï¿½Just Doing What Itï¿½s Designed To Doï¿½ Award

DO NOT CLICK HERE!

Fri Mar 24 2006 9:18am

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Fri Mar 24 2006 12:32pm

Mossy

Member Since: 17 Mar 2006
Location: Chester
Posts: 35

Very Annoyed wrote:
Mossy - too clean but

Bobby -

I know but it is a familly show... incidentally, the last time someone tried to sell me the "Familly Show" line I was in Amsterdam and the sentence went something like...

"Nice familly show, no sticky seats!"

Fri Mar 24 2006 6:25pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Fri Mar 24 2006 6:32pm

Bobby

Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
Location: Kuala Lumpur
Posts: 3781

Hope no one is offended ...

Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
______________________________
WINNER - 2008 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award
WINNER - 2009 Outstanding Contribution
WINNER - 2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award

Mon Mar 27 2006 3:14am

shmoogle

Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Posts: 24350

Offended???? US?

Excellent Bobby!

2009 Outstanding Contribution Award - Joint Runner Up
2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award - Runner Up

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Mon Mar 27 2006 8:59am

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