An old, white haired man walked into a jewellers
one Friday
evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He
told the jeweller he
was
looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought
out a £5,000 ring
and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't
think you understand, I
want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special
stock and brought
another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only
£40,000," the
jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and
her! whole body trembled
with
excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll
take it."
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the
old man stated "By
cheque. I know you need to make sure the cheque is
good, so I'll write it
now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify
the funds and I'll
pick the ring up Monday afternoon,"
Monday morning, & a very -off jeweller phoned the
old man. "You old
fart,you lied. There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the
weekend I had?" RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Two men walk into a pet shop in Dingle, Ireland. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take
four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot drop and says,
"Dis looks like a grand place."
He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps
off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself
stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
says,
"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"

THERE'S MORE

Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff
carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws
himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting
either!"

IT IS NOT OVER YET

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean Og
appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which
he pulls a chicken.
Sean Og then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down
until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head.
"Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den
Seamus
parrotshooting... and now Sean Og and his fook'n hen gliding!" RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted." RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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What did the zero say to the number eight?



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Nice Belt!

 

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WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

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