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Bobby



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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

Flat Belly

A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of
his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly
dismounts worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly
and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'

'You're wasting your time,' said the boy.

'Why is that?' the mom asked, puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her knees and blows it right back up.' Malaysia Boleh!
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shmoogle



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Kaine



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Post #155432 Tue Feb 12 2008 9:12am
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Post #155445 Tue Feb 12 2008 9:39am
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Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and
replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride
is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
Ready for it???

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household
appliances come in white." 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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shmoogle



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Laughing 

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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident


I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

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Endjin



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Post #159657 Thu Mar 13 2008 8:23pm
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Smarticus



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Relevant joke given couple of stories about Britains oh so "functional" families in recent news :


A 26 year old women from Sunderland was being quizzed by an offical at her local DHSS where she was claiming benefit. The questions and answers were as follows:

Offical "so madam how many children do you have"

Women "I have 8 children"

Offical "and what are their Christian names"

Women "they are all called Wayne"

Offical "surely madam you cannot call them all the same name !"

Women "yes, it makes life a lot easier. When I want them to come in for their Pot Noodles I just stand at the door and shout WAYNE GET BACK IN THE HOUSE and they all come running"

Offical "but surely it must cause all sorts of problems if you only wish to address them one at a time ?"

Women "Not at all, if I want to do that I call them each by their surname"

Boom boom ! RRS TDv8 HSE Rimini
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Bobby



Member Since: 07 Jun 2005
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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Good one! Thumbs Up Malaysia Boleh!
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Boom Boom


Thumbs Up

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BMW 535D M Sport
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And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident


I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Post #160016 Sun Mar 16 2008 11:05pm
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shmoogle



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Laughing Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up 

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Post #160053 Mon Mar 17 2008 10:54am
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Kaine



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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assess ment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?' 'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied.
'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They're just
three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.'

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shmoogle



Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up 

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Post #160753 Thu Mar 20 2008 10:13am
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Bobby



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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

Man comes home and finds his wife in bed with his friend.

Man shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this you will lose ALL your friends!" Malaysia Boleh!
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