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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 |
Tommy Cooper quickies....old but still funny....
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Wed Sep 12 2007 6:45pm |
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Boobie-Man Member Since: 03 Aug 2007 Location: Hot & Sunny Jamaica Posts: 193 |
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Wed Sep 12 2007 10:35pm |
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 |
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Thu Sep 13 2007 8:16am |
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 |
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Thu Sep 13 2007 8:19am |
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Very Annoyed Site Moderator Member Since: 23 Aug 2005 Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it! Posts: 19459 |
A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage.
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Thu Sep 13 2007 11:18am |
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 |
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Thu Sep 13 2007 11:22am |
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MDP Member Since: 14 Jun 2005 Location: Back in an AUDI Posts: 8598 |
what a guy ...............
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Thu Sep 13 2007 11:34am |
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flydive Member Since: 16 May 2007 Location: South Posts: 1213 |
The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
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Fri Sep 14 2007 10:34am |
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 |
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Fri Sep 14 2007 7:36pm |
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pussy Member Since: 22 Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 1749 |
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Fri Sep 14 2007 8:03pm |
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 |
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
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Fri Sep 14 2007 8:41pm |
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pussy Member Since: 22 Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 1749 |
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Fri Sep 14 2007 8:47pm |
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aljo Member Since: 13 Jun 2006 Location: West Sussex Posts: 3243 |
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Fri Sep 14 2007 8:48pm |
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 |
A group of first year primary school children were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first year at proper school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that their teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
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Fri Sep 14 2007 8:51pm |
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