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JayMann



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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note
for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.


When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.


The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"


The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful
again."


The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"


The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes." RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Zilch



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JayMann wrote:

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"


The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."


Did he drive the fastest milk cart in the west Whistle Another Pommie Bar Steward down under

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Errrnieeee Laughing 

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Pot... kettle.... Laughing 

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I'm the same. Laughing Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Zilch



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TB wrote:
Old git !!


my grandad used to sing it Laughing Another Pommie Bar Steward down under

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Grandad we love you, grandad we dooooo..... Whistle 

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Zilch wrote:
TB wrote:
Old git !!


my grandad used to sing it Laughing


Yeah, whatever!! Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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TB wrote:
Yeah, whatever!!


Shocked Rolling Eyes Another Pommie Bar Steward down under

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Zilch wrote:
TB wrote:
Yeah, whatever!!


Shocked Rolling Eyes


Sorry Zilch, you have to watch Kathrine Tate to understand the sarcasm. Thumbs Up Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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TB wrote:
Zilch wrote:
TB wrote:
Yeah, whatever!!


Shocked Rolling Eyes


Sorry Zilch, you have to watch Kathrine Tate to understand the sarcasm. Thumbs Up


arghh sorry, a bit old to comprehend Rolling with laughter and who the hell is Katherine Tate, been down under to long Sheep Assume its a Paris/Nicole send up Thumbs Up Another Pommie Bar Steward down under

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http://www.catherinetate.co.uk/lauren.html Laughing 

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Thumbs Up excellent .. it reminds me of some of the dregs that used to use my local Rolling with laughter Another Pommie Bar Steward down under

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Adam telephoned Dr. Q , the family physician, and said he was afraid his teenage son had come down with V.D.

"He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but the maid, "offered Adam, "so it has to be her."

"Don't worry," said Dr. Q. "These things happen."

"I know, doctor," said the father, "but I have to admit that I've been to bed with her myself. And I seem to have the same symptoms."

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