James stuttered badly. After many years of suffering his wife said, "Please see a doctor. You're driving me crazy."

James agreed. When the physician finished his examination, he said. " I've found the problem. It's your p*nis. Its the longest I've ever seen. Its so heavy that it's pulling on your vocal chords and that's what's causing you to stutter."

"B-b-but w-w-what c-c-can you d-do t-to help m-m-me?"

"I'll have to cut part of your pecker off."

After the operation, James talked perfectly. But Mrs James missed her husband's enormous organ and insisted he get it put back on. James returned to the doctor and said, " I don't care if I stutter, I'd rather have my manhood back."

The doctor said, " S-s-sorry, it's t-t-too l-l-late now!" Malaysia Boleh!
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Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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Ha-ha-ha, that's r-r-really f-f-f-funny!!!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

The joke is

but Brian with a big dick  some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

I told you!
If Brian learnt to stutter he'd be a force to be reckoned with

BAST*RDS!!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

2 FLIES ON A LINK OF . ONE FARTS. THE OTHER ONE SAYS 'DO YOU F***IN MIND, I'M HAVING MY DINNER!'

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 RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

 no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?







Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?  no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

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 Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
______________________________
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WINNER - 2009 Outstanding Contribution
WINNER - 2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face." no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

you could see that coming

Dear Wife

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I

have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks
have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
had quit your job today, and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I
had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal
and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You
came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight
to sleep after watching all your soaps. You don't

tell me you love me anymore, you don't want to have
sex anymore or anything. Either your cheating on m! e
or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is,
I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are
moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter. It's true that you and I have been married
for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from
what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your
constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't
work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week.
The first thing that came to mind was, "you look just
like a girl!" but my mother raised me not to say
anything it you can't say anything nice. And when you
cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating
steak seven years ago.I turned away from you when you had those silk boxers
on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed
that it was a coincidence that my sister had just
borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning..and you
silk boxers were $49.99.
After all of this I still loved you and felt that we
could work it out So when I discovered that I had
hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job
and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got
home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
guess. I hope you have a fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you
won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed Rich and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla,
my sister, was born Carl. I hope that's not a
problem.