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pussy



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Post #129671 Sat Aug 04 2007 7:18am
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ENVOY



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Location: In the shit as usual
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United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Laughing Laughing Laughing


Yes Boobie man pussy is me bitch Twisted Evil some of my Previous cars
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RRS TDV8 HSE silver
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Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
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Post #129672 Sat Aug 04 2007 7:19am
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Boobie-Man



Member Since: 03 Aug 2007
Location: Hot & Sunny Jamaica
Posts: 193
Jamaica 

Me Homeboy Cliff, dat's wikkid bro! But what bout musical poonani.., a bit of reggae from der shaven haven? Me could listen to me main man Bob Marley while downstairs feasting at the clam. Whistle
Post #129710 Sat Aug 04 2007 11:21am
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ivery819



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Boobie-Man

Fond of seafood are we ?
Post #129712 Sat Aug 04 2007 11:33am
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Boobie-Man



Member Since: 03 Aug 2007
Location: Hot & Sunny Jamaica
Posts: 193
Jamaica 

Me 'ave der aroma of fish all over me face man! Wink
Post #129719 Sat Aug 04 2007 12:51pm
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ivery819



Member Since: 16 Jan 2007
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And no mirrors ?
Post #129724 Sat Aug 04 2007 1:01pm
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aljo



Member Since: 13 Jun 2006
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 3243
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Boobie-Man wrote:
Me 'ave der aroma of fish all over me face man! Wink



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Post #129727 Sat Aug 04 2007 1:43pm
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pussy



Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Bow down



do you have a beard Whistle no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.
Post #129734 Sat Aug 04 2007 2:46pm
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898
United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any
f*cking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking
beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f*cking bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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Post #129738 Sat Aug 04 2007 3:12pm
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Bobby



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Malaysia 2006 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Chawton White

When an attractive young girl returned from her honeymoon she was in state bordering on desperation, and decided to write to the "Aunt Marge" page of her weekly magazine:

"I am at my wit's end since it seems that the nice boy I married is really a sex-maniac. He never leaves me alone - he makes love to me all night without stopping, and then while I'm cooking breakfast, cleaning house, while I'm in the bath, while I'm watching TV, and so on. He just never stops! Can you please tell me what to do?
Signed,
'Exhausted'

P.S.
Please excuse the jerky handwriting." Malaysia Boleh!
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Post #130396 Tue Aug 07 2007 2:39am
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823
United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Twisted Evil some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney
Post #130407 Tue Aug 07 2007 7:52am
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Working Dog



Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: In the hills
Posts: 193
Australia 2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 SE Chawton White

What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?

Stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog. Just a white TDV8 with a few extras
Post #130611 Wed Aug 08 2007 7:41am
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ivery819



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The waiting getting to you WD ?
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