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Cliff H



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Brian Mason



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1st Time = Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
2nd Time= Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".

The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town." no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.
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Cliff H



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Brian Mason



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Dont understand.., why would you want to go into town when you've already got a sexy camel at home??? Embarassed MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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Brian Mason wrote:
Dont understand.., why would you want to go into town when you've already got a sexy camel at home??? Embarassed



very true brian Thumbs Up you wouldnt have to go all the way into town for a good hump or two Embarassed 
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Brian Mason



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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So that Sylvia didn't get jealous ?
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The camel's name was Alphonse ?
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ivery819



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ENVOY was just stepping off the ladder when you got there ?
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ivery819



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The camel hadn't finished cooking dinner ?
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The camel didn't accept Visa cards ?
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Brian Mason



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Oh dear, looks like Ivery's overdosed on the wacky-backy again!!! Rolling Eyes MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs
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The camel was tethered to the back of VA's RRS
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The camel had a headache ?
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