A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "Thats a good piece of fir." "Correct, says the manager, ï know try this one." "Thats a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused says the blind man, ï Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, youre trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. Its the house door off a tuna boat!" no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme





Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. Because they both drip when they're f d! no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

i don't understand them either  no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

pussy wrote:

i don't understand them either

I do

 no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

pussy wrote:

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme





Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. Because they both drip when they're f d!

 MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to
Enter a password.

Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for
the shock effect to bring this to his Wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in

P...
E...
N..
I...
S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:


***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Difference between a blonde and a washing machine.

Applies to both front and top loaders..........and all types of washing machines.

The washing machine doesn't try to follow you around all day after you have put something in it.

 some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

 no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son then asks "What's a bitch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch."

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"

The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!" no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.