aljo wrote:

JayMann wrote:

Whats that Al's not a big northern surge puff??

thats right jay

I always thought "puff" was a type of pastry? Whilst "poof" is a type of northern toe-touching bandit!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Brian Mason wrote:

I always thought "puff" was a type of pastry? Whilst "poof" is a type of northern toe-touching bandit!

well i can still touch my toes no problem

have you tried it lately brian ? few creaks and groans maybe?


bet envoy cant even see his  

 MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Yes i can you fool, thats the advantage of having huge feet

And you know what they say about people with big feet  some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

ENVOY wrote:

Yes i can you fool, thats the advantage of having huge feet

And you know what they say about people with big feet

big shoes ?  

 some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

THE HUSBAND STORE LONDON

A New Shop in London's West End "The Husband Store"

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in London, where a Woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the Entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the Value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may Choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down Except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign Reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues Upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where The sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof That women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE: **To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner Opens a New Wives store just across the street.**

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited. some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

 MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

An old man was sitting on a bench at the shops.

A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red,

Orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.

The old man stared.

Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically : "What's the matter, old boy, Never done anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied :
" Got really drunk once and had sex with a peacock...........
Just wondering if you were my son."

 MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

 RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

a guy was riding his camel in the desert as a guy on a motorbike sped past. at the next reststop they meet, and the camelowner asks "why do you go so fast?"
"because of the wind, it cools"
The guy with the camels sets off at a ferocious speed, making the camels run as fast as they can. After 20 minutes, they drop dead. The guy on the motorbike drives by and asks what happenend.
"All of them frozen to death" RRS SC Bonatti Grey

Joke courtesy of Kuke, aged 6???  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

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kuke  some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney