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>Whether Conservative, Labour or Liberal, I think you'll get a kick out
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>A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
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>Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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>I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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>Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
>Government.
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>We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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>The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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>And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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>Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
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>So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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>Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
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>check on him.
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>He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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>So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
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>Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
>locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
>nanny.
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>He gives up and goes back to bed.
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>The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
>understand the concept of politics now."
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>The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
>politics is all about."
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>The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing the Working
>Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
>and the Future is in deep  some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

 

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 MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

 RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

A bloke goes into a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want To bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your t*ts"
he says."You dirty git" shouts the barmaid " get out before I get my husband."

The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. "I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between your cheeks and lick it all off"
he says. " You dirty filthy pervert. You're barred. Get out!" she storms.


Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. "One more chance'" says the barmaid. "Now - what do you want?" "I want to turn you upside down, open your legs and fill your f*nny with Stella Artois and then drink every last drop from it". The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly."What's up love?" he asks."There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my t*ts and lick the sweat off", she says."I'll kill him.

Where is he?" storms the husband. "Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my cheeks and lick it off" she screams. "Right. He's dead," says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.

Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my f*nny with Stella and then drink it all" she cries. The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and Switches the telly back on."Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically......."Look love
- I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of Stella!!!! some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Hang on.., I'm sure I've been out with her???  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Brian Mason wrote:

Hang on.., I'm sure I've been out with her???

she must have had a bike i seem to remember her too  

Yes.., I bet EVERY bloke has had that experience at some time or other? Scary!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Blesss me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it
is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
may as well tell me now.

"Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?" "I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi, and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for
4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers,

"What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads." RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

 MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

 RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Oh Jay.., I found that website address that you needed: http://www.gmfa.org.uk/londonservices/index.html MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Thanks mate  RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)