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pussy



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when did you see his flabbery botty Whistle no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Post #108129 Thu May 10 2007 7:28pm
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ENVOY



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United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Oh i see its pick on Envoy night tonight is it Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad


Well at least i get to dip my wick occasionally unlike Brian and aljo Whistle some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
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Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Post #108135 Thu May 10 2007 7:36pm
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pussy



Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
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ENVOY wrote:
Oh i see its pick on Envoy night tonight is it Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad


Well at least i get to dip my wick:




good choice of words are you cumming to terms with it now Whistle no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Post #108136 Thu May 10 2007 7:38pm
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

ENVOY wrote:
Oh i see its pick on Envoy night tonight is it Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad


Well at least i get to dip my wick occasionally unlike Brian and aljo Whistle


Oi! I get to dip mine too.., warm custard is a wonderful experience!!! Embarassed MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Post #108143 Thu May 10 2007 7:52pm
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ENVOY



Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
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United Kingdom 2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Brian Mason wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
Oh i see its pick on Envoy night tonight is it Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad


Well at least i get to dip my wick occasionally unlike Brian and aljo Whistle


Oi! I get to dip mine too.., little boys are so tight Embarassed




Censored pervert Shocked some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Post #108145 Thu May 10 2007 7:55pm
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pussy



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Brian Mason wrote:


Oi! I get to dip mine too.., warm custard is a wonderful experience!!! Embarassed




while wearing leather Razz no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Post #108147 Thu May 10 2007 7:56pm
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Brian Mason



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Sorry P, not really into leather. Nor little boys.., you can tell your overweight hubby with the small walnut whip dick!!!! Rolling Eyes MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Post #108153 Thu May 10 2007 8:11pm
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Satan's Sister
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.

Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.

Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"

The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years." no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Post #108157 Thu May 10 2007 9:26pm
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Brian Mason



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Posts: 5326

United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Post #108159 Thu May 10 2007 9:58pm
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Cliff H



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United Kingdom 

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that
moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes
later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and
into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew o ut .
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?







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The bee answered, "BP."





I see you smiling

Post #108179 Fri May 11 2007 8:29am
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ivery819



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Cliff H

Not a smile but a painful grimace Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Post #108188 Fri May 11 2007 9:43am
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Brian Mason



Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Post #108202 Fri May 11 2007 11:34am
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ivery819



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Cliff H

Meant to ask earlier:
How is your son progressing Question
I hope he is recovering quickly.

Post #108203 Fri May 11 2007 11:39am
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Cliff H



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He is doing well thanks, these new type of pins are amazing considering how bad the break is, he has no cast and can lift his knee up to his head (scares the hell out of us when he does this)
Only down side is he has to have another op in 6 months to remove them.

Post #108238 Fri May 11 2007 3:27pm
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aljo



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glad to hear hes doing well cliff Thumbs Up 

Post #108240 Fri May 11 2007 3:31pm
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