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pussy Member Since: 22 Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 1749 ![]() |
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pussy Member Since: 22 Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 1749 ![]() |
A Chinese man was trying to get a job with computers. The personnel manager said to him.
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Brian Mason Member Since: 31 Aug 2006 Location: Lurking with intent!!! Posts: 5326 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350 ![]() ![]() |
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 ![]() ![]() |
3 women in a sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,that WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........ WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.. I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 ![]() ![]() |
MAKING A BABY...
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JayMann Member Since: 19 Jan 2006 Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto! Posts: 22898 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Brian Mason Member Since: 31 Aug 2006 Location: Lurking with intent!!! Posts: 5326 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Brian Mason Member Since: 31 Aug 2006 Location: Lurking with intent!!! Posts: 5326 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
SMART ARSED ANSWERS OF THE YEAR
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 ![]() ![]() |
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 ![]() ![]() |
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
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Brian Mason Member Since: 31 Aug 2006 Location: Lurking with intent!!! Posts: 5326 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Heard it before but worth the re-run!!! |
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pussy Member Since: 22 Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 1749 ![]() |
A funeral parlor called an 85 year old widow to tell her that her dear departed husband had a huge erection and he could not close the coffin lid, he said he had never seen such an enormous pecker.
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Cliff H Member Since: 03 Dec 2005 Location: uk Posts: 3233 ![]() ![]() |
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