Whats the difference between a tyre and 365 condoms........

















Ones a goodyear.......and the others a bloody good year  MY10 TDV6 HSE, Alaska White, Ebony with Contrast, Park Heat, Paddle Shift, Privacy, Heated Steering Wheel, Extended & Premium Leather,

MY07 TDV6 HSE, Zermatt Silver, Gone

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1964 Austin Healey 3000

2007 LR Defender

2011 VW Tiguan R Line

Very good - even Mrs VA liked it! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award


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 RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Three old guys are out walking.

First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"

Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"

Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer." RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,
takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and
asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human
Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The
woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

 RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

An English guy is having breakfast in Paris one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. ?The English guy ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You English eat the whole bread?"

English guy (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the UK ." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The English guy listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"

English guy: "Of course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the UK ."

After a moment of silence, The English guy then asks: "Do you have sex in France ?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

English guy: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
English guy: "We don't - in the UK we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France ." Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Open your legs
And I'll screw you 2002 Discovery Adventurer LE
1998 Freelander xedi
Ertl limited edition RRS model number 817

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
wife keeps staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sits alone
at a nearby table.

The husband asks, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", sighs the wife, "He's my ex-boyfriend. I understand he took to
drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear he hasn't
been sober since".

"My G_d" says the husband, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?" RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to
make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would
identify
them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some
outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb.
They
were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father.
Good
Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were
priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you
saw
them. Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in
their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a
thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again
she
nodded at each of them, she said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning,
Father," and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a
minute,
young lady."

"Yes, Father?" she said.

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
did
you know we are priests, Dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret." RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

 MY10 TDV6 HSE, Alaska White, Ebony with Contrast, Park Heat, Paddle Shift, Privacy, Heated Steering Wheel, Extended & Premium Leather,

MY07 TDV6 HSE, Zermatt Silver, Gone

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1964 Austin Healey 3000

2007 LR Defender

2011 VW Tiguan R Line

During the latest McCartney divorce proceedings Lady McCartney has demanded she gets the Plane...

Paul has said that she should use a ladyshave like every other woman... MY10 TDV6 HSE, Alaska White, Ebony with Contrast, Park Heat, Paddle Shift, Privacy, Heated Steering Wheel, Extended & Premium Leather,

MY07 TDV6 HSE, Zermatt Silver, Gone

-----------------------------
1964 Austin Healey 3000

2007 LR Defender

2011 VW Tiguan R Line

 RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)