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ENVOY



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aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
ivery Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


aljo what the Censored are you on Confused Confused Confused Confused




pussy posted a joke about the making of pussy Shocked and i replied to it


now its f Censored ing gone Big Cry

now i look like a right p***k Big Cry Big Cry talking to myself


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aljo



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pussy wrote:
i thought better of it Laughing




im not going mad then Shocked 

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aljo it is back page 101 Rolling with laughter no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

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Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad i was hoping that aljo had gone around the bend Banging Head Thud some of my Previous cars
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ENVOY wrote:
Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad i was hoping that aljo had gone around the bend Banging Head Thud



i went round the bend years ago mate Shocked

its only since i came on here that i realised im actually sane compared to you

lot Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Whistle 

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aljo wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad i was hoping that aljo had gone around the bend Banging Head Thud



i went round the bend years ago mate Shocked

its only since i came on here that i realised im actually as bent as a nine bob note compared to you

lot Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Whistle



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up 

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Next line of pussy's poem...............

from the pub came ENVOY
the big randy tw#t
and he jumped on top
and squashed it flat. Shocked

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then.............
then along came Mason
with a grin like a pup
and with gay abandon
he pumped it back up.

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as well as....................

all the while aljo
stood to the side
and offered encouragement
both witty and snide.

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ivery819 wrote:
as well as....................

all the while aljo
stood to the side
and offered encouragement
both witty and snide.




ivery819 your poetic licence is f Censored ing crap Big Cry i couldnt possibly let pussy sleep through all that Whistle

its only envoy who would be watching Shocked ....WEIGHT WATCHING Rolling with laughter 

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ivery819



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finally:

on seeing this saga
the mighty VA
censored the lot saying:
"you're all going to pay"

the moral of all this
is sad but its true
discussing this topic
puts us all in the poo.

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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up 

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and the only thing brian would be pumping up is his imaginery rubber lady friend ..."Big Bertha" more commonly know as ."Back Entry Bertha" Shocked Whistle

she must have a slow puncture cos he says it keeps going down on him Rolling Eyes 

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