what women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for a lifelike rubber doll

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do push ups.

7. See if it's truly possible to write their name in piddle

6. Cross their legs rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have one orgasm and not be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go for a prostate exam and ask to have it recorded on video for future revenge.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts to go away.

1. Finally, walk around swinging it about and yelling wahoo!

 MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

do not forget no 11


have erection and jump up and down in front of a mirror to see how funny it looks  no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

pussy wrote:

do not forget no 11


have erection and jump up and down in front of a mirror to see how funny it looks

i really dont want to imagine envoy doing that




and if he did would it have momentum ?  

If i were to do that i would break my fu ng nose  some of my Previous cars
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RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

ENVOY wrote:

If i were to do that i would break my fu ng nose

 

imagine if you will, but do not imagine the thwacking sound it makes when it hits his belly  no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

pussy wrote:

imagine if you will, but do not imagine the thwacking sound it makes when it hits his belly

thwacking ?  

Imagine a lasoo yeahayyyar  some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

i was doing my vat returns for this month but that image has just f d that up for the night  

aljo wrote:

pussy wrote:

imagine if you will, but do not imagine the thwacking sound it makes when it hits his belly

thwacking ?

bit like the sound of two paddles rhythmically slapping butter.  no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

You want to put that on your VAT returns ENVOY'S might erection (no VAT to pay this month)  some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww stop it that image will give me nightmares  

ENVOY wrote:

You want to put that on your VAT returns ENVOY'S might erection (no VAT to pay this month)

you said it  no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Hopefully it will keep me awake all night not sure pussy will be there OH WELL nothing new there  some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney