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JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

hences the braces RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Fri Mar 02 2007 4:21pm

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Fri Mar 02 2007 4:23pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o(
Posts: 9905

Cliff H wrote:
A man and a woman were dating.

She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.

One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.

"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game.

For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll remove one piece of clothing.

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get hlep," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies:

"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

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Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

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Fri Mar 02 2007 4:26pm

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

thank you it will keep me going for a bit no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Fri Mar 02 2007 5:09pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

pussy wrote:
thank you it will keep me going for a bit

I have to stop myself from saying anything to that!

RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Fri Mar 02 2007 5:15pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

JayMann wrote:
pussy wrote:
thank you it will keep me going for a bit

I have to stop myself from saying anything to that!

Go on you know you want to

some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Fri Mar 02 2007 5:23pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

No cuz then you wont let me have a go in the cobra RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Fri Mar 02 2007 10:02pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

JayMann wrote:
No cuz then you wont let me have a go in the cobra

i said you could have a go, R U p

d again

But no pussy

Fri Mar 02 2007 10:14pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

No i meant if i say what i was gonna say then you wont let me have a go !!!!

Are forget it

RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Fri Mar 02 2007 10:18pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

JayMann wrote:
No i meant if i say what i was gonna say then you wont let me have a go !!!!

Are forget it

its me whos p

d again some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Fri Mar 02 2007 10:22pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Fri Mar 02 2007 10:25pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

Sat Mar 03 2007 5:00am

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