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Has anybody had any luck finding a remote starter? (the wife is not a good answer) 

A small child? They are useful for fiddling with all sorts of electronic gizmos and getting them to work. Unfortunately I don't have any of my own that I might be able to lend you. 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
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I could lend you mine, but then he'd probably wreck your car as opposed to help you start it (alternatively, he is a specialist at rubbing Sudocrem into bedroom carpets, thus ruining them!)  

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shmoogle wrote:

I could lend you mine, but then he'd probably wreck your car as opposed to help you start it (alternatively, he is a specialist at rubbing Sudocrem into bedroom carpets, thus ruining them!)

This reminds me of the time when I was about 3 and my parents left me in their car as a punishment. I spent the time by making nice circles on their leather interior with the cigarette lighter.  2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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OK everyone says a child will work, does anyone have the diagram/ schematics to wire a small child into the system. Also, what size child? 

Just leave the child for 5 minutes and simmer  Its out there somewhere. Second V10 Treg on the drive at the moment.

Don't forget if you haven't got a child.....maybe a wife will do. Obviously, with the appropriate training!

Here's hoping my wife doesn't see this post!

Who's that at the door?

I was just kidding dear, honestly.

Very annoyed wrote:

shmoogle wrote:

I could lend you mine, but then he'd probably wreck your car as opposed to help you start it (alternatively, he is a specialist at rubbing Sudocrem into bedroom carpets, thus ruining them!)

This reminds me of the time when I was about 3 and my parents left me in their car as a punishment. I spent the time by making nice circles on their leather interior with the cigarette lighter.

You should try adding Quink Blue-Black ink to an ivory coloured carpet like I did - twice on the same carpet but about 4 years apart! l always thought white/sand/Ivory was a silly colour for a carpet, strange that my parents didn't seem to think these 2 blue spots enhanced their lovely carpet........ 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
2018 Melting Silver Mini Countryman PHEV - soon to be replaced
2015MY Corris Grey SDv6 HSE Dynamic, the best car I have ever owned, totally reliable only a cou0le of rattles in 3 years, now no longer in my care
Also in my garage is a 1996 TDi300 Defender 90 County HT made into a fake CSW