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Brian Mason

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Tiger Woods in a Range Rover Sport

I've learned that golfer Tiger Woods was seen driving a Range Rover Sport in Ireland during the recent Ryder Cup? Apparently, he drove into a petrol station where the attendant didn't know who he was. When he got out, two golf tees dropped from his pocket onto the forecourt and the puzzled Irish attendant asked what they were used for? Tiger Woods replied "they're for resting my balls on when I drive". "Jesus," said the Irishman, "those people at Land Rover think of everything!"

Sun Oct 29 2006 2:36pm

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Sun Oct 29 2006 3:07pm

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HAHAHAHHA, now that was funny!! I mean, real funny.

I have a tiger woods story, of course its no where near as funny as this.
When tiger woods was 20yrs old he was in Orlando, Florida where he
drove up in a limo with some friends to enter a nightclub. When he got
to the entrance the door man asked to see his I.D.. The door man would
not allow him in. Tiger, not being old enough to enter the night club;
replied: "Don't you know who I am?" the door man replies "NO. Who
are you?" "I'm Tiger Woods."
door man: "Well, I don't care if your the Lion King... your not getting in!"
True story.

Sun Oct 29 2006 4:12pm

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Sun Oct 29 2006 4:19pm

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Re: Tiger Woods in a Range Rover Sport

Brian Mason wrote:
I've learned that golfer Tiger Woods was seen driving a Range Rover Sport in Ireland during the recent Ryder Cup? Apparently, he drove into a petrol station where the attendant didn't know who he was. When he got out, two golf tees dropped from his pocket onto the forecourt and the puzzled Irish attendant asked what they were used for? Tiger Woods replied "they're for resting my balls on when I drive". "Jesus," said the Irishman, "those people at Land Rover think of everything!"

Sun Oct 29 2006 4:28pm

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Sun Oct 29 2006 4:38pm

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