Ok I know I shouldn’t but I did lol i decided to purchase a heat induction tool to add to my collection of tools 🧰 and somehow and words fail me I ordered a welder and plasma cutter at the same time I just can’t explain to my other half how it happened when she rang to say and I can’t use the exact wording but it went like FFS 3 not one parcel turned up you absolute d,,, hea,lol you and that F,,,ink car you care more for that than me .Oh 3 parcels I said but my dear !! A few more expletives from her than she hung up lol.Flowers won’t work nor chocolates she just scowled at me shakes her head and mutters don’t talk to me I’m so angry 😡 no dear says I This is now 72 hours later they just dont understand man and his machine lol any advice on how to improve relations with she whom must be obeyed chaps

Buy her a new cordless impact driver the new ones are great !!

Now that is a good idea lol I’ve went full on and ordered a air jack! Thought hey may as-well get the thing out the way while hostilities persist lol.Mind I do think my lovely dear other half is planning a retaliatory strike soon as I heard her on phone to her sister and going fir a full days shopping was mentioned !!! :yawn:They just don’t understand the responsibilities that come with owning a Range Rover ahhh well let battle commence

No advice on how to put things right, you probably can’t anyway so give up on that one. One thing I have learned is when I am shopping for men’s things is never look at them on line when she’s around, they can come from nowhere and appear over your shoulder and say your not buying that are you.
All the best.
Chris

As it can't get any worse, why not buy every thing else on your wish list, but firstly start moaning, saying they have only sent half the order & you can't use anything until the rest comes
I am lucky as my wife has no interest in cars or anything I buy for them & is hard pressed to name the makes we have. I'm sure if I bought something else in the same colour, she would not even notice Range Rover Sport (gone): Mercedes S63 AMG Coupe: 992 Porsche Carrera 4S: Range Rover Fifty P400e

Well, I suggest taking her for a trip to Poundtown, wait, no, Poundland and letting her splurge by hitting the £5 aisle. Of course taking her to Poundtown may help as well. Maybe you could pick up some lubricants for the old piston while at Poundland.

Good luck with whatever you do, I genuinely suggest something to get her laughing, even if you make a complete buffoon out of yourself. Maybe creep up on her while in bed, then put your warm, wet lips on her side and blow as hard as you can making the wettest fart noises you possibly can. Then hold on for dear life and keep going for it. Once you’re both hyperventilating is usually a good time to stop. 2011 RRS HSE Luxury 3.0 TDV6 Fuji White on Ebony/Ivory
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Lol love it guys lol 😂 we all have that decision keep the other half happy or our lovely Range Rovers !!! Mmm any idea who wins

Is she between 45 and 55 by any chance ?

Hi yes she is Jonny lol is this an age they go bonkers lol 😂

On a serious note - google "effects of the menopause on relationships"

Us chaps don't ever get taught about this, so for all reading this, it's worth fully understanding what the women folk have to go through and why it's such an important thing for us to understand and factor in to our relationships.

Note being woke or new age or anything, but if it saves a marriage or two, then I've done my bit.

Don't ask me how I know !

Hi Jonny I agree I’m just holding my tongue and just rolling with it

Good man - I have to say, having read up on it, SWMBO and I are getting on a lot better !

Well that’s good to hear and certainly my destination lol ahh SWMBO lol Mr Rumpole forever in your dept for the wonderful SWMBO 😂

You can only die once.

Lol very true