save that for you Caz

IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE!!!

caz wrote:

Cliff don't say that, say..................ohhhh, ahhhhhhhh, hoooo, yes,yes yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss, don't stop, god please don't stop!!!

awwwwwwww if only  honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes

I think Cliff's already spoken for George.

caz wrote:

I think Cliff's already spoken for George.

slipped up there didnt i  honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes

Now there's a man who could have sorted your plumbing!!

caz wrote:

Now there's a man who could have sorted your plumbing!!

yep my ballcock needs probing desperately  honest guv ! its for medicinal purposes

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them,
"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from
sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.
When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the
husband obviously very depressed "You are back so soon... Is there a
problem?" the pastor inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from
sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain
through sheer will-power. The second week was terrible, but with the use of
prayer,we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and
had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man,
shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the pastor.
"We know" said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at
Homebase either."

caz wrote:

IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE!!!

Are you still feeling hot Caz

Yeah..............it was either turning the heating down or removing some clothes, so I've removed a few items, seemed to have done the trick, hope no one comes past the window though!

Wheres the bloody webcam when you need it

So what are you down to now then Caz..



Not YOU George