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LUNCH

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."

Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese again. If I get a Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death

Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny, arseless bint wearing oversized sun glasses and chav baseball cap.

"Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch." Thud 
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I didn't realise she had any! 

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Hello Caz... had a good day?

It's odd with VB... there are some shots of her which look good but most of the time she looks like a car crash. 

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Hi Shmoogle had a better day than yesterday, thanks!
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Hang on Jay are you calling me a joke!!!!! Evil or Very Mad
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I would agree - VB is a poor excuse for a woman Sad 
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Well that's ok then Jay, thought I was going to have to come round and show you my disapproval!!! Wink
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