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Very Annoyed
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It is a well known fact that women change as soon as you marry them! One moment they are the sweet, sexy friend that you have a laugh with but as soon as they get a ring on their finger they become evil, vindictive and moody! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Women don't suffer PMT as bad as MEN DO !!!!

Women don't have a mid life crisis MEN DO!!!!


Women have feelings! MEN DON'T!!


Women have better orgasms WITHOUT MEN!! So I'm told!!!

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Women are always RIGHT!!

Women ALWAYS have the final say!

Sorry but I'm not evil, vindictive or moody!!

Post #57778 Mon Sep 25 2006 2:48pm
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Jesus.... it's like I've walked in from work 10 mins late!!

"I suppose you've been seeing someone????"

"No, dear... it was busy on the M25"

"A likely story!! I can smell perfume!"

Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head Rolling Eyes 

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You wear her knickers, why not her perfume!!!! Wink

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Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

I'll get my coat.... Crying or Very sad 

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Fact:- Once a month women become irrational, with Mrs VA it lasts from 12th to 11th!

Fact:- Women are never happy with how they look.

Fact:- Women are jealous of men! Mrs VA is always saying to me she wants a cock! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Very Annoyed wrote:
Mrs VA is always saying to me she wants a cock!


It's a brave man who can announce that they can't satisfy their wife on the internet! Laughing Matt
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Well said!!

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Very Annoyed wrote:

Fact:- Women are jealous of men! Mrs VA is always saying to me she wants a cock!




that must be before the mandatory "headaches" Shocked 

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Hubby has that one covered, paracetamol in the bedside drawer.

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caz wrote:
Hubby has that one covered, paracetamol in the bedside drawer.




Thumbs Up 

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Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
A. Jewelry and Lipstick


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caz wrote:
Hubby has that one covered, paracetamol in the bedside drawer.


Shocked Surely you should be taking it! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



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Mrs S suffers from head ache... but not the sort you take paracetamol for. 

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