F = Yes
V = We
F = Have
M = Ham
N = And
X = Eggs


Aks sketch from the two ronnies  
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Two Ronnies  RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Followed by .................... this great one

Four candles - ‘andles for forks...
 
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

But just for you here it is in full colour

Swedish made Simple
In the Restaurant (Im de Restaurant)

SCENE.—A table for one in a wood-panelled restaurant. WAITER (Ronnie Barker) stands by, with ridiculous red hair and curly moustache, carrying a pad and pencil. Enter CUSTOMER (Ronnie Corbett), dressed in Austrian yodelling outfit with blond hair and feathered cap. He sits down.
CUSTOMER. L.O.
WAITER. L.O.
CUSTOMER. R.U.B.C.
WAITER. S.V.R.B.C.



(Enter WAITRESS carrying a large ham on a silver salver.)
WAITRESS. L.O.
WAITER. L.O.
CUSTOMER. L.O.
WAITRESS. L.O.


(Exit WAITRESS into kitchen.)
CUSTOMER. F.U.N.E.X.
WAITER. S.V.F.X.
CUSTOMER. F.U.N.E.M.
WAITER. 9.
CUSTOMER. I.F.C.D.M.
WAITER. (insistently) V.F.N.10.E.M.


(Enter WAITRESS from kitchen still carrying the ham.)
WAITRESS. A. V.F.M.
CUSTOMER. R.
WAITER. O.
WAITRESS. C. D.M. (Exit WAITRESS into kitchen.)
WAITER. O.S. V.F.M.
CUSTOMER. O.K. M.N.X.
WAITER. M.N.X. (He writes it in his pad.)
CUSTOMER. F.U.N.E.T.
WAITER. 1 T.
CUSTOMER. 1 T.
WAITER. O.K. M.X.N.T. (He finishes writing it in his pad with a flourish and calls at the kitchen door.) M.X.N.T.4.1.


(Enter WAITRESS from kitchen.)
WAITRESS. V.F.N.10.E.X.
CUSTOMER. U.Z.U.F.X.
WAITER. Y.F.N.U.N.E.X.
WAITRESS. (sheepishly) I.F.E.10.M.
WAITER. S.I.L.L.Y. C.O.W. (Exit WAITER.) 
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Last edited by MDP on Fri Sep 08 2006 9:37am. Edited 1 time in total

Classic sketch!!

No no.... O's!!! Mon repose! O's!!!  

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