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Another tip - I hate having to reach for the window control buttons so her is a solution. Keep a 5lb hammer in your centre consul and when you want fresh air use the hammer to smash the window! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

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Fri Aug 04 2006 11:21am

shmoogle

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This is turning into a Top Tips column from Viz

Quote:
Cheer loudly at 8.00pm each Saturday to fool the neighbours into thinking you have won the Lottery.

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Fri Aug 04 2006 11:27am

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Top Tip - If the lady in your life doesn't spend too much time giving blow jobs stick superglue around your p***s just before she ventures down there, should keep her there for a day or two! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award

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Fri Aug 04 2006 11:33am

shmoogle

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And another - Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

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Fri Aug 04 2006 11:40am

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2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award

DO NOT CLICK HERE!

Fri Aug 04 2006 11:41am

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Fri Aug 04 2006 11:50am

p-trax

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2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HST Stornoway Grey

shmoogle wrote:
And another - Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

PMP! Stornaway Grey/Ebony TDV8 HST, September 3rd

Fri Aug 04 2006 8:48pm

shmoogle

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PMP?

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Fri Aug 04 2006 10:54pm

JayMann

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Pimp maybe ?? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Fri Aug 04 2006 10:59pm

shmoogle

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Who knows mate... crazy ramblings

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Fri Aug 04 2006 11:14pm

Peter

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2006 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Java Black

And another.....

Blind people should have a nail set into the bottom of their walking sticks so that they can pick up litter as they walk along the street. It's finally gone! Replaced with BMW 730SE in Sophisto grey Xirallic finish with Oyster (Ivory) and black interior. DAB, Climate glass, Ceramic iDrive and gear selector, power boot and iPhone Bluetooth pack - luvvin' it!

I miss my old RRS "bucket" rattling around but it just had to go!

Sat Aug 05 2006 5:34am

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Sat Aug 05 2006 7:50am

p-trax

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Location: Herts
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shmoogle wrote:
PMP?

My Pants (incontinence has set in early) Stornaway Grey/Ebony TDV8 HST, September 3rd

Sat Aug 05 2006 8:16pm

shmoogle

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