The Loving wife

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a couple in bed.

He orders the man out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home owner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife .... ‘Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain.
Do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both.
Be strong, honey, I love you.’

His wife responds
‘He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he’s gay; he thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you too.’ In Spain - 2018 F Pace - Frightened away from the Sports due to crank failures
Gone - A couple of RRS, A couple of Disco's. However thinking of another Sport.

Cracking  MY11 Autobiography supercharged. Santorini Black. Monaco interior. Rear screens. Privacy.
Gone MY08 Supercharged HST. Java black. Ivory premium interior. Rear screens. Privacy. Missed a lot.
Gone MY04 Discovery V8 Petrol ES Premium. Awesome.

 Dave.
MY12, SDV6, HSE Orkney Grey, Cream leather with contrast stitching, Side steps, Tow bar and electrics, privacy glass.