Right, so i work in an office.. in birmingham city centre, in a rough end of town..We get quite a lot of weirdo's about so generally keep the doors locked on a release remote catch, and the cars behind a fence/security shutter.

But as this area is so random we get a truck pulling up every evening full of livestock down the road every afternoon and evening, so the sound of baah's from sheep can be heard echoing around, and every afternoon without fail some **** head drives passed our office, and honks his horn, in the be be, be be be, be be, be be, beee beee..
fashion, like the fog horns at the villa or something..

He does my nut in, as he continues to drive past doing the same thing all the way down the road.. every bloody day..

Reckon anyone would mind if i bought a high powered and long range high calibre target rifle.. and set it up on a tripod with a laser sight out of my window, and took this guys effing head off when he drives passed one of the days!! to date, i have never been able to turn my head in time to see what car he's in.. before he goes out of sight! barsteward.. every day, for a year and a half since working here, i've heard this cretin.. god knows why he does it.. but man my patience is wearing very very thin!

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kam100 wrote:

. but man my patience is wearing very very thin!

sorry was quite stressed yesterday! bit better today..
Have our Audi A8 arriving today.. woohoo.. although saying that.. the salesman aint even called me today..

Picked my dad up from the airport this morning (bham) and basically soon as he got in the car, i said sign here, sign here.. by the way sold ur car, new one arrives this arvo! he just said "WHAT!".. i said, told you i was looking, you didn't say no, so i just went ahead with it..

After explaining the details, and payment terms, think he is actually quite chuffed, and the only thing he seemed concerned about was his umbrella! did u take it out of the 7 series..? etc etc..

Had the 7'er cleaned on the way in, as its still got to pass its pex appraisal, as deal has been done ova phone.. and F me.. but where the window was smashed, think where autoglass were putting the glass back in, must have put stand on the bodywork or something, as there are marks all round, or where the sellotape has taken the paint away (when we had to cover the glass on the motorway).. basically got the iraqi guys (whoever they are) for £8 to wash, dry and tcut the hell out of it, to make them lighter,but they are still sticking out like a sore thumb to me! hopefully he won't notice, sounds a complete toss pot anyway on the phone so i couldn't care less..

Purchased the car on Friday, and finance completed today, and delivered within 2 working days, not bad eh? with a bank holiday in between as well! By the way, im an agent now for RBS, so anyone wants a quote, let me know.. on any car....

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... By the way, im an agent now for RBS, so anyone wants a quote, let me know.. on any car....

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kam100 wrote:

By the way, im an agent now for RBS, so anyone wants a quote, let me know.. on any car....

You've just reminded me to PM you about that  Like this site? Buy some RRSPORT goodies to show your support!

YES.. ESPECIALLLY on a black RS4..
we're not too concerned about this to be honest.. we have sorted out another car for my brother in law, which he gets this weekend, basically he has bought a nearly new, S4, but its the most blandest looking S4 you would ever come across, no silver mirrors, smallest wheels possible, think 17", and its silver, and the exhausts are chromed so don't stick out.
It looks like a 1.8t so has the desired effect.. debadged, and no visible marking of its performance.

The RS4, with them massive wheels, the massive oval exhausts, and the wings etc, and the silver mirrors (especially on black) are a bit more of an issue to make subtle, so he decided it would be sacrilege to do it to the rs4, so he would take this S4 instead.. gets it this weekend.. shame he can't take the RS4, but i understand why he is doing it.. So at the moment, he owns an RS4 and an S4, and we are going to really get cracking on a buyer in June when the car's imminent. Its a real shame though, i can't wait to get my monster!

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kam100 wrote:

By the way, im an agent now for RBS, so anyone wants a quote, let me know.. on any car....

You've just reminded me to PM you about that

Martin, if you could let me know about what i asked in that PM, would appreciate it.

Have completed loads of cases already;
2 x rs4's on the way.
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Audi S4 replacement car due for sat delivery for my brother in law
Porsche Boxster S for my mate
Mini cooper s for my mate due for delivery this sat
Mazda RX8 due for delivery this sat
Audi A8 - Completed today for my father
Merc S320 CDI for a client who told me today they have one arriving Sept 1st for 56 reg..

£320k worth of cars in two weeks, not bad for a begginer, hungry for more so get in touch mate. Am getting some unbeatable (well i hope) quotes for a TDV6 and SC RRS to compare for members this week. Typical APR between 6.5%-7.5% APR subject to status..

Kam, get your car cleaning guys to go to halfords and get some coloured Turtle Wax with the coloured touchup wax stick on the side. Make them heat up the wax and PAINT it on, not just rub it in and then polish it. I have found that is agreat way to get gorse and brable scratches out of my Def. OK so it only lasts about 4 months but by then your BM will have changed hands several times! 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
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Tim, 7'er was picked up last night, dozy sales man didn't even look at car properly, he was more concerned how to drive the thing and for me to set the sat nav up for him! as the 7 series gears, parking brake and sat nav all require a degree in themselves to operate properly!

So got away with that one, he signed for the car, and we signed for his, and that was it.. luckily it had gone dark by then as well so no chance of him spotting that.. probably in clear show today at the Audi garage in Harrogate, and they are probably thinking.. s**t