On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!" Vadim A.

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Ex 2006 RRS SC - garbage
Ex 2016 135i M Sport - dream car
Ex 2003 RS6 Avant - piece of cr*p
Ex 2014 320d X Drive, M Sport Touring - ok I guess
Ex 2007 RRS TDV8 - bloody loved it
EX 2007 FL2 XS - not so bad

A psychiatrist is conducting a group session with 3 young mothers and their kids.

"You've all got obsessions,"

"you" he says to the 1st mother, "your obsessed with money. You've named your child Penny."

He turnss to the 2nd mother "your obsession is alcohol. This too shows in your child's name, Brandy."

The 3rd mother quietly gets up and whispers to her boy, come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he is talking about. Lets go pick Willie and Nobby up from school"