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Black36



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United Kingdom 2010 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Santorini Black

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Tescos.
The husband picks up a case of Stella and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Stella ... at half the price.' Martyn

TDV8 HSE 2010.
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Santorini Black.

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Toni Timis



Member Since: 25 May 2012
Location: London
Posts: 263

United Kingdom 2009 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Java Black

Black36 wrote:
Sale

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Tescos.
The husband picks up a case of Stella and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Stella ... at half the price.'

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Post #350218 Mon Jul 09 2012 5:27pm
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