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Ady 555
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Is This The Sort Of Thing You Would Do?

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free
speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £2,000.. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking £980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £900,000. They'll
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's
what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment,
mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Laughing Thumbs Up
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Ady 555
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I don't remenber asking for a discription of our members Disco Laughing but hey ho, you've done it now Wink Never mind Thumbs Up
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That made I laugh! Rolling with laughter

Jim
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ckevin



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i will kill that budy, and drink the blood. Big Cry
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ckevin wrote:
i will kill that budy, and drink the blood. Big Cry


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked .....a little over the top...but everyone to their own.....

Jim
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just kidding... wish my wife arranges a 2013 RR home.
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