I have my brother in laws X5 right now, which i am proceeding to sell.
My sister and bro in law live next door to their parents house in Walsall, and my brother in law in anticipation of the RS4 is having massive gates, walls and railings built around his driveway and securing all entry/exit points.. a little paranoid, but he had a golf v6 4 motion dissapear overnight and a smashed house window a year ago.. but last night made the paranoia look even more well founded..

Basically because they are having their drive ripped up, the cars are next door in their mum and dads driveway, i have their X5 so the only other car is a 55 plate Golf 1.6 Auto, and obviously the other V6 4 motion and my sisters very whizzy A3 3.2 DSG Quattro with custom nothelle body kit (looks unique to all other A3's.

Around 1am last night, my sister is going to bed, and hears a loud thud.. looks out of window, there are two lads standing by the V6 golf next door,
another one standing by the Audi, another car parked up slightly up the road with a guy standing by it, and then sees a lad come running out of next doors front door.. she screams.. and then the panic alarm is activated next door.. both of her parents in law are in the mid-late 60's and are semi retired GP's.. their mum heard the door go, so hit the panic alarm, the lads scarperred, jumped in the car, and sped off.. my sis got onto phone quicktime and the police were on tail within 2 minutes, chase assumed.. the car which was only described as a dark coloured saloon by my sis (typical girl talk).. crashed and flipped, all lads in custody...

F*cking pieces of .. lucky they got the wrong house, and lucky i had the X5 with me, as normally the key for that is quite close to the front door! they weren't interested in the golf 1.6se key, wonder why?

I have a 3 year old nephew and a 3 month old niece who sometimes sleep over with their grandparents.. if they had of been round, would have been so much worse, but still.. pieces of ..
Anyone ever came into my house looking for my keys, they would get a face full of metal, thats all im saying..

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nah VA.. read it again.. they live in Walsall.. clearly the wrong side of Birmingham! we live on the south quieter side.. we don't get things like that in our neighbourhood.. despite leaving the pimp mobiles keys on the door mat, noones even nicked the badges off it!!

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nah solihull is south of birmingham and walsall is the other end of birmingham, about 15 mins up the motorway...

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What the is going on if anyone tried that with me i would not give a what happened to me after i sorted them out



This guy was in the shop the other day he tried to nick £50 worth of chocolates called the po po out and they said they can't do anything about it they don't have the powers to do anything

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See! If you DID live in the north, there wouldn't have been a problem!

All the little Mother TWOCKERS up here are only in to Orion GEE-YO's! Mk1 XR2's/XR3's, Fiat Uno Turbo's.

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Thanks cod we don't live up north  RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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JayMann wrote:

Thanks cod we don't live up north

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Thats not a up this time  RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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When caught they should be forced to have SEX with Gary Glitter and Ian Brady  
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When caught they should be forced to have SEX with Gary Glitter and Ian Brady

Too good for them Martin!

I think the good old fashioned:

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What is going on in the world!!!! be careful Kam I know exactly where your coming from, keep lots of goodies at home.

Someone came into the business a while ago started on my Mother she asked them to leave, I made them leave with a little force (only a little I promise). The fuzz were called and I was informed that I could have been arrested for assult me assult in my own home!!!

Nice one MDP!!