I got nicked last night...
i got stopped by the police as part of their drink, drive campaign, the police woman asked me how many drinks have i had in the last 6 hours.....
Apparently .....


not enough to sh@g you was the wrong answer..... MY2011 HSE Santorini/Ivory/Piano Black/Privacy Glass/TV .Sadly gone.
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Mind you if you said that to a rozzer I'm sure you would find out how far their baton would disappear up your ae !! MY10 TDV6 SE (debadged ), Santorini Black, Flappy paddles, Privacy Glass, 20" Stormers, Mudflaps!

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If she was that good looking my reply would of been, how may boyfriends have you had in the last 6 years So was you speeding?

That's almost as good as my:

"why did you run me over"

So I told the nice young officer that jumping in front of a three ton vehicle, with his hand outstretched, that's traveling nearly 20mph when he was only six foot away would test the brakes of Lewis Hamilton! SDV6 HSE Sport2 - Santorini Black, Ebony Interior, Pano Roof, Things I haven't found yet!

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The best i have ever heard was at Elland Road, my mates and i were walking to the ground when we came accross a female mounted officer who just happened to be astride a very sweaty horse, my mate passed comment that her horse was very sweaty to which she responded -- "I lad and you wouldnt half sweat if you had spent the last 4 hours between my legs" absolutely priceless and we pis*ed ourselves all day.